
Pulse all ingredients together in a food processor until smooth. Taste and adjust.
Finely chop the kale. Shred the brussels with a mandoline. Make your croutons.
When you’re ready to eat, toss the brussels, kale, dressing, and croutons together and enjoy! You can eyeball / modify the amounts of kale, brussels, dressing, and croutons that you use depending on your tastes and how many people you’re serving.